Originally published in Revia Volume 2, Issue 1 (March 1993)
There once was an evil Timelord named Blarr
Who traveled from star to star.
Blarr met Ann,
They devised an evil plan
To travel to planets afar.
They met a Timelord name Fred.
Blarr stabbed him, and left him for dead.
Fred changed his face
And went to trace
The evil Timelord that fled.
Into the TARDIS Fred ran
Without a distinctive plan.
He dodged some asteroids
Looking for some humanoids
The resembled Blarr or Ann.
Fred traveled to Metebelis III,
A blue crystal to see.
He sat on a tuffet,
Or was that Miss Muffet?
But no, the spiders invited him to tea.
As Fred entered the room
He heard a sonic boom.
Ann fired at Blarr,
Blasts from her pulsar
Knocked him across the room.
Fred went to Blarr and said,
"Ha! Ann got you, Hosehead!"
Blarr said with his last breath,
"At last I meet Death;
Too bad it wasn't you instead."
Back to the TARDIS Fred went,
All of his malice spent.
He flipped a switch,
Heard a high pitch
And dematerialized (to his amazement).
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